trump's a bitch

Eminem's opinion of Trump.

Em-- Trump's a bitch!

by thirteen.nectarines March 02, 2017

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Trump hands

Having a small penis. Based on the relationship to the size of one's hands

Poor guy has Trump hands; If he weren't so rich he'd never get laid.

by fffrick March 11, 2016

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Tribulation Trump

In Christian eschatology, the great tribulation is a period mentioned by Jesus as a sign that would occur in the time of the end.

The term was coined by pastor James David Manning as a description for President Donald Trump.

Manning initially supported Trump - even meeting with him at Trump Tower and declaring that “Jesus would endorse Donald Trump” - but felt compelled to withdraw his support after Trump expressed support for the LGBTQ community following the 2016 terrorist attack on the Pulse nightclub in Florida.

Tribulation Trump succeeded the Long-Legged Mack Daddy as president of the United States.

by O-Qua-Tangin-Wann June 09, 2018

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Trump Fingers

Someone who sees themself as a Twitter expert, impulsively tweets and retweets incessantly, and has tiny, baby-like fingers which aid in typing hate-fueled egomaniacal twitter garbage. See: "Twitter Fingers"

Kyle: Thank god Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers. I mean, how would he grip a basketball, or like, eat with adult silverware?

Becket: Yeah, although its too bad Obama doesn't have Trump Fingers I was hoping he would get us into a war with Russia or just do something bat-shit crazy 😥

Kyle: Don't worry, with Trump as President, you can count on at least one of those things happening! 😃

by BasketFullOfKittens January 25, 2017

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