San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus

The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.

by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020

san quentin massage

Anal penetration. Good old prison rape.

Person 1: Damn. That Waleed Ahmed got sentenced 10 years at San Quentin, yo.
Person 2: Shiiit. That boy gonna get the San Quentin massage, brah.

by bramchari June 4, 2017

san diego hotdog

When you take a bong hit up your ass, and then fart it back into said bong , then procede to rip the whole thing and hold it in as long as smugness allows.

Becky was like omg I know this guy who vapes in my philosophy class that can take a whole San Diego Hotdog in one toke...it was lit FAM.

by SDSM&T July 11, 2016

San Fran Shotgun

The sexual act of being penetrated in the ass by your partner's dildo while they are simultaneously giving you a handjob. Resembling the cocking of a shotgun.

Carrot Top gave Pauly Shore a nasty San Fran Shotgun last night

by Krusty Krabs June 18, 2012

San Francisco Switcheroo

When your partner has fallen asleep after sex, quietly slip out and exchange places with a friend who's the same sex as your partner (or the opposite sex if you're homosexual). After they've gotten comfortable together, call your partner or knock on the window. Surprise!

I donkey punched her the other day and she got me back by pulling a San Francisco Switcheroo on me.

by Yeah_I_dont_care February 21, 2011

Ariana San Andres

Ariana San Andres is a psychotic, insane, monkey, racist, stick and rat.

She will call you a curry muncher if your a Indian, if your Korean she will call you a kimchi muncher and etc..
Her height is 3'2, very short yes, she is a middle aged woman who lived alone in a dark cave in the mountains where she sings "Nonit the obese donkey"

Ariana San Andres: 'NONIT THE OBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSE DONKEY'
Lynn: Ari ur my best buddy
Ariana: GONNA KILL MYSLEF TOMORROW

Lynn: AND MUNCH ON SOME KIMCHIIISSS

by SHIBALLLS October 16, 2023

San-Francisco Hotmic

When 2 or more dudes piss while facetiming over discord specifically.

Dude I just got done doing the San-Francisco Hotmic on the discord server.

by bugprsn May 5, 2023