When a topic being discussed on an IRC channel degenerates into memes and cliché's, Rule 101 is called to automatically end the current topic and start a new one.
by nommyface1 April 30, 2010
Taken from XKCD comic number 945. xkcd.com/945/
A unnecessary or pointless use of the word "sorry". The rule states:
Rule 945 can be invoked by anyone who hears the word "sorry" in a circumstance the person saying it has no responsibly in the situation. Punishments vary from person to person, but the general rule of thumb is to ignore the person until they a) hand you the latest XKCD comic, printed on A3 paper, b) give you a hug, c) have pity sex with you, d) bring you hot chocolate and comfort food whist you cry (in situations where comfort is needed)
A unnecessary or pointless use of the word "sorry". The rule states:
Rule 945 can be invoked by anyone who hears the word "sorry" in a circumstance the person saying it has no responsibly in the situation. Punishments vary from person to person, but the general rule of thumb is to ignore the person until they a) hand you the latest XKCD comic, printed on A3 paper, b) give you a hug, c) have pity sex with you, d) bring you hot chocolate and comfort food whist you cry (in situations where comfort is needed)
"My cat died" "I'm sorry" "rule 945"
"My mom's house burned down" "Oh, I'm sorry" "I call rule 945 on that"
"damn, i burned the chips again" "Sorry" "Rule 945"
"My mom's house burned down" "Oh, I'm sorry" "I call rule 945 on that"
"damn, i burned the chips again" "Sorry" "Rule 945"
by popelady November 13, 2011
a guy who is rich for displaying his "talent" or lackthereof. appearently liked by individuals too stupid to realize what real talent is.
by phjls83 August 24, 2003
A worthless ass rap artist who started the rap and b craze that we are now stuck in. Instead of rap we get every nigga in the world tryin to sing booty music just because this faggot did it first. Thank you so fucking much you little faggot. I hope you die horribly or do something even more stupid with your life so we can coin your lame ass name as something more. Sellout little bitch...
by thereason21 January 08, 2005
37 is the only two digit number in base 10 with the following property: The difference between the two digits equals the square root of the difference between the number itself and the least common multiple of the two digits.
Rule 37 works for everything: What is your body temperature?
Rule 37 works for everything: What is your body temperature?
by Kokonatsupaifurai February 04, 2010
There is no rule 11
by Dr. Crowley January 24, 2010
If you feel your stomach rumbling just stay home and save yourself the embarassment and shame. NEVER, Rule #3.
by TapeGuy May 27, 2008