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Mindi:Robert your some ginger cunt
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Robert

Robert, Your ass is huge
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austin roberts

A nigger. (white)
But for sure a NIGGER!!!!
Omg look at that Austin Roberts he is such a NIGGER.
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Robert

Robert may also be known as Bob, or Bobbo.

Robert can be found in the streets hangin out with his "cuzy-bros" getting up to deavious activities or anything else that might involve being DODGY.

Robert can also be a loud mouth, always saying the wrong thing, to the wrong person at the wrong time.

Robert also has a high horse, but is more suitable for a pony.
That guy had to bail out his cousin on the weekend. His name must be Robert.
by Ekeim February 10, 2010
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Robert

A rare specimen of pokemon so rare that you cannot even find him in the games even WITH a gameshark!

You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow...

Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy.
Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners
Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...
Example 1:

During class
Simon: Hello Robert
Robert: Shut it, I'm busy!
Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question
Robert: ...what is it?
Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets
Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it!
Teacher: ROBERT!

Example 2:
Who's that pokemon?
It's Robert!

Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert!!

Quotations:

"Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert
by Robert "Admiral Fleet" Gracie December 14, 2010
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Roberto

He’s a guy named Roberto , he thinks he has a big dick and he has a fuckable face! He likes tacos and eats them everyday ! And he likes being called papi , and he’s Mexican and his grammar is really bad and needs to stop ditching class and thinking he’s cool
Roberto is my Bestfriend
by Owzles February 3, 2018
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Robertson

A pedo that cruises the streets pissing on children he owns three vans 1=pissing on children,2=a children centipede and 3=rape he also pretends to work at schools looking for children to mallest with his pubic hair trying to give everyone a Yorkshire tea bag with his large hairy penis.
"Hey Mr Robertson how's your day been ''
Mr Robertson: A fucking brilliant I just raped your sister and gave your mum a blow job.
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