Dam That River

I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake

Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away

by Death Menace June 14, 2023

Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.

While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.

by e-vigilante March 3, 2023

Rivers

yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

rivers is a tyyyyeeee

by aaagghh March 9, 2023

River Rat

A person from Fall River, Mass. Often described as a low-life, piece of trash who makes one's life a living hell to be around.

Colleen: "Man, I had to train this new kid at my other Dunkies. She was a real pain in the ass, couldn't do the simplest of tasks. A true River Rat.
Co-worker: "A River Rat?"
Colleen: "You know, someone from Fall River? They're all the same, never met one I like.

by XxBenny22 March 27, 2023

River Rat

A person from Fall River, Mass. Often described as a low-life, piece of trash who makes one's life a living hell to be around.

Colleen: "Man, I had to train this new kid at my other Dunkies. She was a real pain in the ass, couldn't do the simplest of tasks. A true River Rat.
Co-worker: "A River Rat?"
Colleen: "You know, someone from Fall River? They're all the same, never met one I like."

by XxBenny22 March 27, 2023

River

River is an amazing guy and very cool. He has brownish-gold hair, blue eyes, and loves the outdoors and swimming. He really likes baseball and is a good pitcher. He has a younger sister who he is really sweet to. He takes care of his friends and sister. He seems like a player at first, but then when you get to know him you see he's actually really nice and funny and sweet.

"River is the goat."
"River"

by pseudonymoperson March 28, 2023

rocky mountain river trail

The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.

Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023