Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?

Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by Bings March 05, 2024

Richard from California

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues

Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao

by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022

leo richards

the most amazing sweet boy ever. he is perfect in every way, no one would ever be able to hate him. he is a blessing

person 1: omg look! its leo richards!
person 2: im inlove!!

by ilovesuicideboys May 27, 2024

The Luke Richard

The act of licking fromunda cheese from the homies under the lunch table.

Hey, i’m going to give you a The Luke Richard.

by brett ricketts December 17, 2024

richard esteb

richard esteb is is the holy one. The resurection of christ. so sexy but bad at the same time. This combonation will make all the women wet

look at that richard esteb. He makes me want to make 4 massing modles

by ashton ortega March 14, 2018

Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023

kicked in the Richard

to be kicked in the Richard is a reference to being kicked in the dick.

Micheal cheats on Mary, Mary give mike a nutcracker then shouts "you've been kicked in the Richard"

by 9ine 6ix September 20, 2018