Richard

An emotionally unavailable person who enjoys behaving like a cunt. He is a walking red flag and you should avoid him at all costs.

Oh, you got played? It must have been a Richard

by Toccy May 30, 2022

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sir richard

The most annoying person in the whole fucking world.

OMG. Sir Richard just stepped on my foot he is soooooo annoying

by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019

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Richard Madeley

When something in everyday life is excruciatingly annoying or idiotic.

Having spent 4 hours cooking the most exquisite meal, your husband trips up and drops it all over the floor - well that’s a Richard Madeley

I thought I was going to let out a fart but turns out it was a shart - what a Richard Madeley

When I tried to wash my soiled underpants with face wash and it didn’t come out - that’s a Richard Madeley

People who walk slowly are such Richard Madeleys

by Hector McGinley August 20, 2024

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Richard of Arabia

An apparently bro-British multi millionaire politician who fearmongers about Islam taking over the UK, but now resides in Dubai.

It's Richard of Arabia, apparently he doesn't love the UK enough to live there and is happy to live under Shakira Law in Dubai whilst spreading hate about non British people

by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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