McDonald's Relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020

Relationshipism

The belief that a good, healthy, romantic relationship can cause good personal benefits.

I believe that Relationshipism is a true, good thing.

by ilovetoreadurmom March 30, 2023

post relationship ick syndrome

that feeling when you get the ick from a past relationship or ex . even though you're not together you still feel a powerful ick that makes you question everything

"i'm getting major PRIS from that"

"Did u see her post? i got serious post relationship ick syndrome !!

by morrow070shakeshakeshake May 22, 2023

chimichanga relationship

A relationship where you both really frickin chimichangas cuz there good

Tod: you and Amy really have a chimichanga relationship

Cory: well doesn't everyone?

by Shequala June 25, 2017

Pseudo relationship

When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.

Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.

I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.

by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017

semi-egalitarian relationship

semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A modern relationship structure that blends equality with a couple of intentional, classic rules:

1 Finances, housework, and decision-making are shared 50/50.

2 The woman keeps her last name after marriage.

3 The man is expected to be the primary earner from the start and maintain that status throughout the relationship.

4 Any children take the father’s last name.

A progressive, balanced setup with a couple of mutually agreed traditional elements.

My wife and I are doing a semi-egalitarian relationship.

by rulameda June 1, 2025

Relationship

When you finally think you meet someone who is like you, bringing on the feeling that you're not alone. You cant stop thinking about them and they are always on your mind constantly. They are all you ever think of, and all you want in your life. You want to be with them forever. Being in there arms makes you the happiest person alive. Just kissing them makes your heart melt inside. & when your with them, you never want them to leave. Being in there arms, even just looking at them brings the bigest smile to your face.

Thats when you know you love someone.

Paula: do you wanna be in a relationship with me?
Marcos: Yes▢ No▢ Idk▢ Ew no▢

by Robloxwholesome September 15, 2019