not in a relationship relationship

When a person you are interested in doesn't give any fucking sign/clue that she/he is in a relationship. FUCK
So then you spend a lot of time trying to get with them, BUT they are already in a goddamn relationship.

Me: Hey can you help me with something, there's this girl you know. I really like her

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Ohh, she's taken

Me: Well frick, why doesn't she at least have one picture of them together, so that I don't waste my time, or potentially get face beaten in.

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Well, that's not her problem, you should have known.

Me: wtf, HOW?

Friend of the person I am trying to get with:
Idk.

Me: So you are saying she is in not in a relationship relationship

by dumb-bunny May 12, 2020

one-pillow relationship

Refers to a couple's "close 'n' cuddly" status whereby one adoring partner usually sleeps with his/her head nestled on da other person's chest, eliminating da need for his/her own bed-pillow.

Not only do Tiffany and I totally have a "one-pillow relationship", but happily it "works in both directions", too --- either she snoozes wif her ear contentedly resting on my "warm fuzzy chest", or I savoringly lay my face on da warm silky-smooth patch above her soft ample "pillows" and doze off almost immediately.

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

Relationship

Relationship shouldnt be looked at like an assingment. If we are in a relationship I am not gonna stop you from seeing your friends,im not gonna want to hangout everyday. I will just want you to show me that im a little bit more important than your other girl friends,to show me off as your girl. Thats all. Dont look at it like an assingment cause its not

-Bro, I dont wanna be in a relationship, its like an assingment.

-It aint that.

by tired bitch November 8, 2020

micro-relationship

micro - relationship - mi-cro- re-la-tion-ship n.

“sense of being incidentally related on a very small scale,” specifically of interpersonal connections which develop in bustling metropolitan areas, as a result of frequent exposure to any individual with whom you have no other overt association, including but not limited to mutual friends, professional overlap or residential proximity. A stranger who happens to appear in your sphere of experience on a regular basis and with whom it becomes necessary for you to interact.

yeah i've had a micro-relationship with the cute coffee guy who grinds the coffee at the corner store for years complete with break ups, sex (with our eyes) and make ups though we never say a word that isn't about coffee

because we have a micro-relationship the bus driver always gives me an extra few to find a seat before he puts the pedal to the metal.

by cheesemac August 16, 2012

sarapocial relationship

a type of parasocial relationship that an influencer or public figure has towards their audience

I have a big sarapocial relationship with my viewers.

by Crawly Monster November 3, 2023

Frienutual relationship

Two friend who want to take their friendship to a higher level, right before becoming a couple.

I believe that Tom and Shelly have a "Frienutual relationship"

by jellofuckedhouse October 31, 2009

Relationships

Not if they're only having one because none of the fat-cocks want them.

Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."

by Hym Iam May 3, 2024