queet or queef

The sound of gas coming from a female's vaginal organs.

Ooooh baby, is that queef I smell?

by Thuganomics 101 March 13, 2004

Lemon Pepper Queef Salad

Reeses' favorite snack

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Lemon Pepper Queef Salad!

by Ghalicek7 April 12, 2022

man-queef

the noise the penis makes when ejaculating whilst rubbing the bollocks

spurt-queef! what a wank!!
hey man... i just had a man-queef!

by louiciia October 14, 2011

vaginal queef mist

The origin of Mike Scott. The place from hence he came. The great red, drizzling, puss-filled mothership.

I thought mom had gas, but it turned out to be a massive vaginal queef mist. Now I have a new brother!

by Wheatus April 15, 2004

bussy queef

Fart

"MAN! I just ripped a stinky, bussy queef!"

by Flauge August 15, 2021

E-Queef

a picture, video (or a real!) queef sent by e-mail

I just got an e-queef in my hotmail account from my girlfriend

by Redfoxx April 17, 2003

Poopy Queef

An extremely explosive pussy fart of such magnitude that it is difficult to determine its orifice of origin. It is usually accompanied by the presence of faecal matter and pungent foul odour.

So I was bangin this chick last night and she had a massive poopy queef, there was shit everywhere but I swear it came from her minge.

by Talandriuh Watkins January 1, 2010