purple knees

To beat someone up so badly that their knees turn purple

Hey Waseema, I'm gonna give you purple knees if you don't shut up!

purple knees by Wilycrow February 3, 2017

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Purple Nurple

To squeeze a man's nipples extremely hard, usually resulting in, hence the name, purple nurples.

My friend Dale just gave me a purple nurple! It hurt so bad I Had to cover them with my hands! Now's they're turning purple!

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A whore. Someone who really gets around and has low standards, But is very likable when they are not insulting everyone.

"Dayum I think he's fucked half the Nation! What a purple Gerkin"

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A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .

Oh man, Jennifer came over last night and I have a purple mummy and sent her home early.

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An item you use to draw with when your an emo.

Non emo dude; Hey emo, pass me that purple pen,

Emo; No bitch it’s my purple pen

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When you give a guy head while wearing fresh purple lipstick of any shade, resulting in purple up and down his shaft.

Person 1: "Could you give me some Purple bRain?
Person 2: "I just bought a new purple lipstick from Sephora, so sure."

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