Puppy Drugs

Puppy drugs is the first ever sort of weed to get you higher than god.

It's a rival to the weed of Brady's. PuppyDrugs, that shit makes you higher than god.
Person 1: OI FAM I JUST USED PUPPY DRUGS
Person 2: HAHA LOSER I GOT BRADY'S W33333D
Person 1: O SHI
by PuppyDrugLover123 September 09, 2018
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Slut Puppy

Slut Puppy
A member of the most prestigious university gc. The menaces of Patio housing chat, & the best mfrs on earth. One of the rulers of OSU’s incoming freshmen class. A horny bitch that is addicted to something, or a person who will succeed in life.
“I wish i could clean my dorm bathroom :( ”

“girl, stop being a slut puppy

*in the hospital bc of a sex accident*

^slut puppy moment
by matt murdock whore <3 April 07, 2022
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Abandoned Puppy

A sexual act in where one partner looks upset and the other partner never comes.
I was trying to satisfy her needs but came short, felt like an Abandoned puppy cause I was sad and she never came.
by HahaThisguy28r February 14, 2025
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chest puppie

your dog when they jump on your cheast
my dog is a major chest puppie
by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021
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Puppy Slut

A person under the age of 18 that wears as little clothes as possible, behaves erratically around strangers and posts risky social media photos. Usually you will find someone like this in a mall, gym or school. Most puppy sluts seem to seek sexual attention.
I’m sick and tired of seeing these puppy sluts acting like it’s normal to be a skank when you get older.
by Vivortnite March 23, 2021
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Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.
"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."
by TrulySwag August 30, 2011
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puppy post

A blog entry posted on an innocuous topic to distract blog readers from a previously posted blog entry that is causing criticism or dissension. Also used to move previous blog entries down the screen so as to push them off the front page of a blog.

Origin: On 4/25/2008, a post titled "The TSA Puppy Program" was posted on the Transportation Security Administration's blog (blog.tsa.gov). Conjecture in the comments section was that the post, which contained pictures of cute puppies, was intended to distract readers from the vociferous discussions on previous posts regarding such topics as "Safety and Privacy Concerns Regarding the Millimeter Wave Whole Body Imager" (posted 4/24/2008) and "Catch a Wave and Avoid a Pat Down" (posted 4/17/2008). Since that time, posts on the TSA blog which seem to be intended to distract readers from previous contentious dicussions have been called "puppy posts."
The blog staff has posted another puppy post today, this time about chewing gum on airplanes. It's pushed the Constitutional discussion to the next page.
by ladytraveler March 23, 2011
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