Klunge pudding and custard

A womans wet vagina which is covered in man sap also known as semen.

Nikkers off love al gi thi some man custard for thi clunge pudding! "klunge pudding and custard"

by Boxboys March 8, 2011

Ball Pudding

A pudding in which is made of balls.

Gabriel has a mouth full of ball pudding!

by dragonsluvpenus August 23, 2011

Nic-Nac-Paddy-Wack

An older Irish woman from the housing projects of Boston.Usually the projects in South Boston or Dorchester. Who collects cheaply made figurines ,usually purchased from the dollar store or given to her by deadbeat kids.~ For example; Badly made copies of Hummels and "Irish Crystal" (made in the Philipines) animals. Often found in these collections are sloppily painted ceramic angels usually bought at the local catholic church Bazaar and the inevitable plaque which reads "Kiss me im Irish"

Shannon: "Hey Kelley, i was just ovah aunt mary's house and i tripped on the extension cord that she has plugged into the empty apahtment next door, and i fell into that curio cabinet that she got out of that guys parking space that he shoveled out during the Blizzard of 78. When i fell i grabbed the the front of the curio cabinet and it fell over and all the glass shelves slid out and everything crashed onto the floor.The only thing that didnt break was a statue of the Virgin Mary. She said OH well God works in mysteriouse ways.I felt like saying maybe God dosent like cheap Chinese crap but i didnt. Well she started to cry and she said that i must think shes crazy.I just said you aint crazy Aunt mary,your just Nic-Nac-Paddy-Wack and she got mad and said shed send Whitey Bulger after me.I said id call the FBI and collect the million dollar reward and she laughed and said i better give her enough to replace her junk.I said i think i have some change here and she hit me with her brush on my head and told me to make her a cup of coffee. Four sugars no cream and 3 capfuls of jameson.She was wicked buzzed and fell asleep listening to some Catholic priest singing on the religious channel. he creeped me out so i left. Can i borrow your broom and dustpan Kelley?

by PseudoBeNymble PseudoBequick May 14, 2010

pudding pop

The name given to a penis after it has encountered anal intercourse followed swiftly by a blow job.

The pudding pop i ate was so sloppy my face looked like i just tossed a garden salad

by Garth January 19, 2004

Banana Pudding

Giving a girl banana pudding consists of several steps:
1. Fuck the girl with a peeled banana until it becomes mushy/ground.
2. Place banana paste into a bowl, and cum into said bowl.
3. Mix substance together and place onto dick.
4. Have girl suck your dick, in the process feeding her the banana pudding.

Yeah, last night I made my girl some banana pudding. She ate that strait up.

by Lawb Jobber January 19, 2009

Figgy Pudding

when her ass looks soo good, you bury your face in it only to eat her pussy out from behind.

(Checking out a females ass with your friend) Dammm look at that ass yo.. I'd give her some Figgy Pudding fo ho

by Evil Fart July 13, 2016

Banana Pudding

When a person of asian decent has an extreme amount of fat around her thighs, legs, and ass, not limited to but including cottage cheese ass or just a sloppy Asian bitch. Asian equivalent of thunder thighs.

Eww that asian bitch has banana pudding

by EKuche March 30, 2011