9th Period

noun

1. That mysterious extra class at the end of the day that feels like punishment for existing.
2. Where motivation goes to die and students operate on 3% brain power and 97% willpower.

Examples:

"Bro, I got math during 9th period… I might not make it."

"Honestly, I might just kill myself because of this shit."

Used in a sentence:

"9th period was the reason for my brothers suicide."

by market gardener September 3, 2025

Brinley Period Blood Dih Arts

Brinley uses blood bending to secure shawties left and right. His dih is a tool used for major combat within dangerous scenarios.

Let's join the Brinley Period Blood Dih Arts Minecraft server!

by Azilo September 9, 2025

period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025

Periods

The most annoying thing women go through every month if they don't get pregnant. The cramps feel like being kicked in the groin repeatedly. On top of the pain, women also bleed for a week or so as the uterus sheds its lining. If a woman has endometriosis, then that week she'll be in moderate/severe pain and have heavy bleeding. Women will generally avoid swimming if tampons cause discomfort. They will also avoid wearing light colored/white pants, dresses, skirts, underwear, jumpsuits, and rompers incase there's a leak. The blood that comes out also smells bad, so a woman might smell a bit rank during that week. There have been women who've BEGGED doctors for a hysterectomy, but doctors won't do it because of the stupid notion that all women should have children when there's already more than enough people on the planet.

I want a hysterectomy so I won't have periods anymore, but I'm forced to suffer despite not wanting to have children because the government forces the doctor to say no. All of my underwear have embarrassing brown stains from dried blood. If I go a month without my birth control, I'll be in agony and have heavy bleeding because I might have endometriosis. My life is hell.

by Failurebitch March 11, 2025

past period

A phrase presumably used to mean "recent past." This is a phrase that has been around for a very long time (at least since the 1920's or 30's, probably longer) but is such an underwhelming turn of phrase that comes off as simultaneously pompous and pretentious, that in the year 2023 no one has yet bothered to even enter it into Wiktionary or any other online dictionary. So its time has come, and it is now being entered into one of the greatest dictionaries to grace humanity with its presence. :-)

Arnold Rimmer (character in the TV show Red Dwarf): "It happened in the past period."
Lister: "Past period!? Rimmer, English speakers don't speak like that."

Adapted from Red Dwarf episode "Balance of Power"

by Grammar Trotskyist May 15, 2023

Period

Trauma.
Blood.
Revenge.
Tears.
Cramps.

Dumbass: “why you always act so serious”
Smart alien: “I said bby yk im on my period.”
YUAH

by Dizzybuffalo1307 May 16, 2023

Periodate

A combination of the words period and ate. Also a chemical compound, but more importantly a way to express when someone ate something tf up.

Oh my god periodate!!

by Dy4Tomo May 23, 2023