low key dating

Couples that don't talk or hang out

Austen and sj are low key dating

by Gavinishit November 30, 2015

mile low club

A much less glamorous version of the mile high club. If you've ever jerked off on a plane then then you're in the mile low club.

Trent: Yo did you just crank one out in the airplane toilet?

Albert: Yeah (hangs head in shame)

That's low dude. You're in the mile low club now.

by JohnnyRico77 February 22, 2009

Low Value Male

Any man that is to needy, desperate, sarcastic, agreeable, backstabber, estrogen stuffed soyboy. They usually tend to be involuntary single and will always end up getting cuckolded by raising someone else's babies.

Prof V: This guy in my uni is so creepy and desperate, he will do anything just to get a facebook like from a girl.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.

by SigmaWolfpack December 26, 2018

Low Moor Club

A shithole within a shithole, Low Moor Club is a building full of complete fucktards in the inbred faggotry land of Clitheroe.

"Hey, wanna play Snooker at Low Moor Club?"
"Holy fuck no, I would rather rape a dog in the ass!"

by Mr Fuckhead February 12, 2008

Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

All Time Low

THE MOST FUCKING AWESOME BAND EVER! they have four albums that are amazing and if you dont listen to them you are a dumbshit for not listening to good music ;)

Girl: "Hey did u check out All Time Low like i told you?"

Guy: "No i kinda forgot..."

Girl "You dumbshit! I will slap yo ass fool"

by bandfan69 June 25, 2011

low joule beer

the best god damn beer on the planet...tastes great..its smooth for skullin and to top it off it low in joules...hellllllll yer.

mmmmmmm low joule

by luco October 20, 2003