piss bottle

a bottle that is filled with pee - probably when there isn't a restroom around, such as on long car trips, or at the parents when showing face is not a wise idea, etc - hopefully a screw top for safe keeps

yo I can't believe that schiesty dude pissed in my cat's water cup, he really should of piss bottled it!!

by pissbottle February 13, 2007

Piss Tornado

When two or more males stand back to back in a seedy bar bathroom with their penises out. Then said males being to urinate and rotate clockwise covering the seedy bar bathroom in urine. This is a widely accepted practice, as the only time some of these bathrooms will be close to clean is when you are pissing all over the place.

This bathroom sucks and the bartender is an asshole. Let us converge into a piss tornado and ruin everyone else's day that needs to take a shit, wash their hands, or basically touch anything in this restroom.

by A.J. Walnut January 23, 2011

piss man

an official drug tester. since they usually test your piss, he is called "piss man".

hey dude i cant smoke this weekend... the piss mans comin on monday and i gotta stay clean.

by soulbrotha06 April 30, 2009

piss anxiety

The feeling you get which makes it hard to pee when you're standing at the urinal and someone else walks up to an adjacent one.

Damn, I woulda been out of there sooner if I hadn't developed such a severe case of piss anxiety.

by mountainsofsnow November 6, 2007

Deer Piss

A shot similar to a Jager Bomb, but made with Jim Beam Red Stag and Red Bull instead on Jager and Red Bull. The shot is not dropped into the mug but mixed with the Red Bull instead.

Deer Piss is awesome.

by No good names left October 7, 2009

piss stain

Someone who is really annoying and you really can't stand.

Cristiano Ronaldo is such a piss stain. I wish he'd get his legs broken.

by Tommy Noka May 7, 2011

Piss Out

Similar to pull out, piss out is a phrase used to describe the act of performing a Sloppy rocket , where Immediately after ejaculating into his partner, the man begins to urinate. The pressure builds inside his partner resulting in his erect penis "launching" out of his partner. This protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases has been lab tested many times in Thailand with 100% effectiveness.

(Just prior to inter-course)
Female: "Can you pull out, I missed my birth control pill yesterday"
Male: "I never pull out, but I'll Piss Out instead"
Female: "What is that?"
Male: "It' s 100% protection for S.T.D's and works good for birth control. Grab some towels, I'll show you"

by Subliminll February 21, 2017