My dad

My Dad is an item which shall never be found, it is said My Dad is at a milk store FAR away

Alex: bro wheres ur dad
Me: My dad is at the milk store
Alex: damm when is he gonna return
Me: Never!

by NoDadMan2451 May 3, 2022

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My iq

You have 0 IQ

What’s 9+10
You: 21
Your IQ is 0
You: My iq Iow

by Keigangi22y January 15, 2022

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my butt

very mean and so scrary. always punches me and looks like an old man

Person1: OMG my butt coming this way!!!!!
Person2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH my butt is so scary

by im pseudonym yayyy April 7, 2022

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my z

the only person i’d spend a million lifetimes with.

my z, be my valentine?

(not taking no as an answer)

by your ex (future wife) February 7, 2022

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My Lot

Someone you consider to be only yours. Wether the would be sexually or in general.

Josh: You are my lot
Ashley: NO I AM NOT.

by HojayOjay July 19, 2021

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My Linh,

One of the kindest people you will ever meet.

she helps in every difficult situation and is always there for you.
Her thoughts might be dark sometimes and even though she gives out happiness she is often sad inside but that‘s why you have to support her at all costs! Be there for her cause she will always be there for you.

My-Linh is such a sweetheart!

My-Linh is my Best friend.

I support My-Linh at all costs!

by yourUnknownFriend November 21, 2021

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