number two

The back up girl who always wants to see you, pronounced #2, who you call up when your main girl is fakin

Maria said she'd be here 30 minutes ago. Time to call number two.

by rideon88 December 7, 2006

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number one asian wife

Lauren Porte my awsome asian wife...

my wife

by Jimmyson May 1, 2003

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Rule Number 1

NO MEXICANS!!!!!!!!!

RULE NUMBER 1

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numerically similar

when numbers can not be proven the same AND can not be proven different.

*Joe is 51, Nick is 12 and Ryan is 83. - Joe, Nick and Ryan are numerically similar in age.
*Ann jogged 4 miles, Maureen biked 12 miles and Elsa swam 33.3 laps. - Lisa, Maureen and Elsa all have numerically similar distances traveled.

*Christine ate 6 pounds of dark chocolate - Joe, Nick, Ryan, Ann, Maureen, Elsa and Christine are all numerically similar in height.

by statistican funny business September 11, 2016

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Number Nine

The King of kings, the god of gods, the Alpha of alphas, number nine is fucking goated, he may be from lorien legacies but he is an actual god, fucking funny and dope as shit, motherfucking strong by the way and the last to be killed util fucking Johnny and six met up like dick heads.

Number Nine: "Probably felt like being carried around like a chubby ass hat" directed at number five.

by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020

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