Fuck nugget

A stupid person, typically doesn't know basic things like jokes or math

"Hey why did the chicken cross the road "
He wouldn't, he'd be locked up in the coop"
"OMG YOU'RE SUCH A FUCK NUGGET

by Ooftimus prime September 23, 2017

Skunk nuggets

Used to replace any bad word. It means whatever mom wants it to mean.

Skunk nuggets, I forgot my purse at home.

You Skunk nugget

by Prettykat79 May 20, 2017

Cum Nugget

after the act of producing semen, it is apparent that there are gloopy particles of said semen; 'cum nuggets' (plural)

After finishing over his girlfriends back he noticed the trail of cum nuggets leading to her neck

by littledickyderek May 21, 2017

Surprise Nugget

A piece of poo that can't be flushed despite numerous attempts.

I just went to the bathroom and Paige has left a Surprise Nugget in the toilet.

by Surprise Nugget June 12, 2017

nugget wad

A large sack of fried chicken

Could you please pass me the nugget wad?

by Jehosaphat Barren June 20, 2017

son of a nugget

Used as another way of cursing to anyone or anything. It is saying that they are a son of a nugget

Son of a nugget: Joe told Sue, " You son of a nugget, why are you freaking like this??"

by BamthisshiphasSailied November 14, 2017

Mind Nugget

Opposite of a brain fart. A mind nugget is a thought or idea which pops into your head like a light bulb moment.

Had the biggest Mind Nugget when I was gacked on Molly at Burning Man....I thought about how much better my parents would understand their shit if they’d been as high as this.

by It's A Christmas Miracle! December 10, 2017