pro-crap-stinator

Procrastination performed by a person that seems to be at such a meaningless, disgustingly professional level that even the trash that really needs taking out, never gets taken out. Same applies to a person with body rot or the lack of basic general cleaning due to laziness.
In all cases, the physical ability to clean is in no way impaired, except for the lack of effort.

When it came to the diaper pail, my friend Rob was just like Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout: a total pro-crap-stinator.

by Fozzie Fozzmosis November 30, 2010

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crap canning

Bringing shit back to the base

We have been crap canning in DRG all night

by unpopeular November 27, 2020

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Crap soundtrack

A music playlist consisting of only terrible songs.

My grocery store needs new music to play because that crap soundtrack is awful.

by crow friend May 31, 2024

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THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

by pornuser May 14, 2018

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No crap

1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.

Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*

Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”

Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”

by Perhaps? August 19, 2022

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