nerd

One with far-more-than-average knowledge of a subject, such that said subject becomes the ruling force of their life, resulting in a heavily depleted set of social skills; despised and/or pitied by geeks and norms alike.
Typically applied to computers, though any subject is viable for nerd-dom.

"Enjoy the dance. The wall of the nerds is at the back."

by Samuel Wilkinson October 15, 2006

Kaiju Nerd

A person, male or female, generally in their teens, who has an obsession over Godzilla/Gamera/Ultraman movies, books, figures, and whatnot relating to Kaiju. They would much like it if you referred to them as "Kaiju Fans", which is what you can also call them.

Kaiju Nerd 1: "Gigan is my favorite Kaiju because he's a cyborg and he originates from Space Hunter Nebula!"
Kaiju Nerd 2: "Well, King Ghidorah also originates from Space Hunter Nebula, has appeared in FAR more movies than Gigan has, and is supposedly Godzilla's greatest foe."
Kaiju Nerd 1: "But King Ghidorah doesn't have a buzzsaw on his chest."

Kaiju Nerd 1: "Did you see the Memorial Box Megalon up on ebay?"
Kaiju Nerd 2: "Yeah, but it was a bootleg."
Kaiju Nerd 1: "No wonder it was so cheap..."
Kaiju Nerd 2: "Well, they have the Bandai Creation "PACK OF DESTRUCTION" at KB toys for only 15 bucks!"
Kaiju Nerd 1: "Man, if only I made that much money..."
Kaiju Nerd 2: "Get a better job...or...sell some of your collection.."
Kaiju Nerd 1: "My god, man! Have you gone mad?!"
**Kaiju Nerd 1 hits Kaiju Nerd 2 over the head with a Godzilla figure**
Kaiju Nerd 2: "Sorry."

by Aardvark July 27, 2004

power nerd

Someone who is extremely 'nerdy', or generally unliked.

That kid is such a power nerd.

by Banana B. May 28, 2005

nerd burglar

a person who fakes being nerdy, just to be a jackass and act like they are intelligent.

Male : I am so smart I could have used a pocket protector in grade school.

Female: Whatever you nerd burglar! You don't know shit and failed 8th grade with a tutor...

by Mistress Ishtar April 29, 2008

nerd

cf. social retard

A person who lacks social skills. Drawn to anti-social hobbies (video games, reading, role-playing) as a result. Generally believe their unpopularity stems from them being smarter than the rest of us, that they'll grow up to be Bill Gates, etc. In fact, nerds are usually the least well-equipped to deal with life outside of school, and even when they do possess intelligence, still aren't smart enough to learn to express their intelligence in more acceptable ways, i.e. like all the smart people out there who aren't nerds do.

The reason you're a nerd isn't because you're smart, it's because you're retarded.

by bato October 15, 2006

neo nerd

This is a nerd that defines very differently from your average nerd. Neo nerds aren't identified as nerds or geeks and don't nessisarily appear as nerds, but sometimes weirdos or losers. Neo Nerds tend to listen to death metal all day, grow their hair super long and play war games and slaughtering games for a very excessive amount of time. They dress in their favourite death metal band shirt. Most commonly picutred with a goatee, sideburns, and thin glasses. They usually do not have a good range of knowledge, Although sometimes about war and weapons.
look around your school, im sure you'll find at least a few.

Neo nerd: When I turn 18 I'm getting an M16 with an mp3 player for death metal.

by --Jordan-- September 8, 2008

Nerd Clown

1. Nerd Clown - Noun - One who nerds it up all day playing video games, with absolutely no shame about doing so. Also one who sticks his penis in his gaming console, while playing the video game with your balls.

"That nigga is a fucking nerd clown"
"That nigga nerd clowns like a pro"
"Gears of War is best played by Nerd Clowns"
"That honkey is a fuckin' Nerd Clown"
"Your walking around like some kinda nerd clown"

by NerdClownsofCANADA March 24, 2009