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Matthew

Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes
Matthew is my friend
by Fgfhvhvbvb November 9, 2018
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A complete dick who doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone else except himself. He will do anything to ruin a persons day.
You don’t want to be called Matthew
by stormzy555 December 28, 2018
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Stop being a Matthew
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matthew is the type of nigga to be gay and have a small peen while being extremely tall and and likes to play clash of clans. Matthew is also the type of guy to be friends with cruz
Oh shit its Matthew. RUN
by ayeayeayeeeeeeee June 6, 2019
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He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.
Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.
by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019
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Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.
Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳
by CJTB100 December 10, 2019
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Ron is a Matthew
by Sunseaus January 22, 2020
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