Log

A gown man who is obsessed with Caitlyn Clark

“NBA playoffs is crazy right now, yo!”

“What’s the NBA?” - Log

by Liggitylog April 28, 2025

Meat log

Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women

Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14

by Oofheadass October 20, 2019

lag log

codename for dropping a bomb on a furry con

Me:all right mike lag log on to denfur
Mike:dropping

by Furrykillers.com March 12, 2023

mob log

basically combat logging but instead caused by mobs

wow i am so pathetic i mob logged

by pepperppmaint June 8, 2022

Chog Log

The big kind of tootsie rolls you only see when trick or treating. Superior to “dingleberries” (little tootsie rolls) and “brown twigs” (long thin tootsie rolls) in every way

Person 1: “Woaaaah dude I scored two chog logs at that house!!”
Person 2: “Let me out of the fridge bro”

by Chog Logger October 5, 2025

Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015