Skeleton Key

When two hermaphrodites insert themselves into each other.

Did you hear about the Chris and Katie are both hermaphrodites? They can totally skeleton key!

by schmuck1015 April 3, 2022

Key

The kid who can be your friend but gets mad easily. Also gets made fun of, usually depressed in the inside. But happy on the outside some people understand Key but some don’t. The friends who understand his feelings are true friends.

Key can be your friend.

by JuSt A dEpreSSeD RanDOM January 7, 2018

Keys

An other way to say “kys” (kill yourself) often used to avoid filters or moderation

A:*Something controversial*
B:Ew keys

by flvmil July 23, 2025

Turn-key

A derogatory name for a prison officer (screw, kanga etc) used by inmates in U.K Jails and prisons (predominantly used in Scotland)

Meant to imply they are nothing more than key turners, since they spend many hours unlocking and locking cell doors.

Turn-key, can I get a cup of water?

“Stash that the turn-keys just came round the corner”

by DugWater March 5, 2021

Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013

Prop keys

A second set of keys that can be left on top of a desk to give the impression that you are in the office (versus on a long lunch or having left early) but just not at your desk. An extra cell phone or --in the case of military personnel--a beret or other headgear--can to be used in a similar fashion.

Boss: "Bill, can't have gone far...his keys are on his desk."
Uncool Coworker: "That's true, unless those are prop keys."

by surlygirl63 October 8, 2011

Phantom key

Keyoftimes shadow

"we must stop phantom key"

by Evil key November 6, 2018