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Machine Gun Kelly

When a woman farts sitting down, but it comes up and out the pussy lips
I was on lunch break and let loose a Machine Gun Kelly loose and everyone head it
by Urban dic daddy March 20, 2023
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Travis Kelly

Travis Kelly
A rare breed of friend who’s big-headed, but only because his brain and heart take up too much space. Always the smartest one in the room (and won’t let you forget it), but backs it up by being loyal, dependable, and showing up when it actually counts — whether it’s in 5 minutes or 5 days. Known for a smile that can undo a bad day, and for remembering little things about you that even you forgot. Never really wrong (annoying, but true), and even when he gets lost along the way, he means well and somehow makes life lighter just by being there.
Everyone needs a Travis Kelly in their life — someone who calls you out, lifts you up, and never disappears for good.”
by KaylaYouKnowIMeanThisome August 27, 2025
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Kelly

Kelly is the second largest mammal to ever exist.

Kelly is the best husband to any man and gives his partner all of his needs and desires. However he only has a 3 inch cock.
Kelly is the greatest husband to ever exist
by ITSMEJELLY November 22, 2021
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Lauren Kelly

Lauren Kelly is the most amazing woman I’ve ever met. She gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning, a reason the smile at my darkest times, and a sense of purpose in this crazy world. She has a smile that can light up this whole universe and laugh that never fails to cheer someone up. She’s the most genuine kind person ever and you are the luckiest man alive if she somehow chooses you. Even luckier if she chooses to love you.
by Les Voyagers October 24, 2023
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kelly

is the main character and smells really nice. is real straight up and can tell people to shut the f up because gaf. has a gaf attitude and couldn’t give a single f about anyone. is very family orientated and will put family first. is the most stubborn person u will meet, if u annoy her once she will cut you out of her life because gaf.
kelly is so sexy
by Serjsuckscock November 23, 2021
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Kelly

A person suffering from an excessive sence of anxiety entitlement who’s world is more important than everybody else. Likely to regularly phone in sick for work or generally lets people around her down.
by Angel 1234 March 7, 2025
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