godalan04 has joined the lobby

An indication that the god has joined the lobby

godalan04 has joined the lobby
Person one: OMG the god has joined our game

by godalan04 October 2, 2019

godalan04 has joined the lobby

An indication that the almighty lord and savior god alan has joined the lobby

godalan04 has joined the lobby
Person one: our lord and savior has come among us

by godalan04 October 2, 2019

BEETOM BURGER JOINT

A BURGER JOINT IN RHODE ISLAND PROVINDNCE THAT SUCKS ASS FUCK BEETOM HE SUCKS AT MAKING BURGERS

BEETOM BUrgER JOINT TASTE LIKE SHIT

by butter croissant monkey balls June 11, 2022

To crack a joint

Commonly mistaken with the action of putting force on a bodypart where multiple bones meet, causing the "joint" to make a cracking or popping sound.

To crack a joint actually means to consuming Marihuana or as the hip folk say it "to smoke a doobie" or "to smoke trees".

Me: Do you have evening plans?
Mathias: Not really, want to crack a joint?
Me: What joint? Fingers or toes? Why would I want to do that all evening?

by No_lies_213 July 15, 2022

I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023

I was joking

The perfect excuse when you just said something stupid.

Person 1: kill yourself i hope you die a brutal death you serve zero purpose i forgot to mention your bs too
Person 2: holy shit what is wrong with you
Person 1: i was joking
Person 2: sure buddy lmao

by an extremely depressed bandu May 16, 2023

i'm not even joking

A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.

Person 1: HOLY SHIT, MY FAMILY JUST GOT SHOT TO DEATH BY A BANANA!!! I'M NOT EVEN JOKING!!!

by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023