Jonathan

A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.

Jonathan is a faggot.

by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020

jaimie lor joe jonas

the most perfect couple ever to come to life
DESTINY meant to be
joe is definetly should be with jaimie and not taylor swift

jaimie lor joe jonas most perfect couple ever

by omjj October 20, 2008

Jonasim

The worship of the pop-rock band Jonas Brothers (Nick Joe Kevin)

OMJ look at this book on them Jonas Bible!
OMN look at Nick such a stud-muffin!
OMJ Look at Joe's 6-pack
OMK Kevin Has sexy muscles

OMKJN AHH! Look at the six-packs on them!!
Jonasim, from a jonas head

by Nick Js First Lady August 15, 2010

Jonathan Barnes

Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.

I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.

by jem1847 April 18, 2016

Jonathan

A Jonathan is a clear plastic water bottle of any size filled halfway or all the way with water, stuffed with basically any piece of plastic or paper or dirt you can find and held as a keepsake. You shake it and just bring it around with you.

Walking to a job interview? Bring your homemade Jonathan with you. Funeral? Jonathan's coming with you too.

Some ideas of materials to put in your Jonathan include moldy bread, anti-brain zap tablet boxes, or anything you can find. You can purchase ready-made Jonathans in Argos.

Elliot: Hey Brad! Whatcha got there?
Brad: Hi Elliott! Oh, this old thing? This is a Jonathan. I made it myself.

by Pianopunkxo August 20, 2017

Jonah

He’s one actah

Jonah boy is one actah

by M1120 September 18, 2018

Jonathan

He’s a bitch

Jonathan you’re a bitch

by Deslselerlrr December 5, 2018