jizz lice

cum in hair
manjuice on top of one's head

check that jizz lice on her!!

by Mister Snacks August 2, 2006

Trouble-Jizz

when you are going down on a girl and you jizz so hard it rips through the condom.

when jizzulation occurs at a time that is inconvenient or problem causing. usually prematurely but not always.

" ahh man i trouble-jizzed and now mary is pregnant."


"dude last night my mom walked in my room and i trouble-jizzed right on her skirt."

by Heinbauch March 12, 2009

Jizz Foot

The gradual and then sudden deterioration of a person's feet due to incessant submersion in jizz.

The hellish sight of a friend's God-given feet consumed in a morass of the enemies' pud -- Jizz Foot drove many GIs insane long before the illness took its grisly toll on toes and ankles.

by Adonis Whinny Cole August 20, 2006

jizz finger

First you must save a large quantity of seminal fluid in a jar. Next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. Finally finger dat bitch like it's 1999 causing the whore to become impregnated with your child. For 9 months this bitch will be all over your cock piece and afterwards if she wants to leave at least you have a young child to force into slave labor.

"Dude this girl was totally cock teasing me so when I finally hooked up with her I gave her ye olde jizz finger. Now she won't leave me alone cause I'm her baby's daddy. Best part is in 9 months I'll have a slave baby to clean my apartment."

by Fusco November 14, 2007

Jizz Moper

A person whom society would judge to have a very bad/undesirable job.
Such as a jizz moper at a peep show
whos job is to keep up boths of semen before the next customer

Everyone in that fast food resturant are jizz mopers

by mikea111111111 September 28, 2006

jizz-jazz

jazz that provides the listener with a massive urge to jizz instantanously

"jizz in my pants"by lonly island is a form of jizz-jazz

by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 19, 2009

jizz broccolli

the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.

"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"

by cumbucket supreme December 21, 2009