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International Blowjob Day!

June 28th is the International Blowjob Day! It's a day where everyone is encouraged to suck a guy the times they want, as long as they consent.
—(Girls and Femboys are obliged to give head when requested. There's no choice XD ).
Hey dude, it's International Blowjob Day! Did you know it?
Yeah, why?
Hehe so... UwU
by CutelittlebratOwO June 26, 2025
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International School of Nanshan Shenzhen

International School of Nanshan Shenzhen, also known as "ISNS", if my memories wasn't annexed by important details related to the Summative Assessments. ISNS is infamous for being the greatest psychiatric hospital in Shenzhen, thousands of rich students is incarcerated in a facility that's in possession of the size of a cabin, with limited functions that perfectly describes the school's scarcity in effective architectural designs. To trap the inmates both physically and mentally, the penitentiary adopted a narrow structure which prohibits the prisoners from arbitrarily wandering on the campus; or, if they dare - laying their fingers or buttocks on any recreational facilities that are absolutely not fabricated to entertain nobody; to trap the patients mentally, the school stipulates a schedule with immense assessments and exams, arranged closely to guarantee no students may take refuge in their precious holidays.

The school's teachers hold an unhindered freedom on deciding the fates of their students, especially the High School math department. For instance, the math teachers retain the right to arrange or alter the curriculums for the entire school year. A 9th Grade teacher sewed lectures of abstract algebra and even precalculus features into the curriculum in the first three units. The assessments in the subject was so advanced that it may as well been created to trial Chinese high schoolers.
Student A: I heard the news about few people gettin' stabbed.

Student B: Oh, me too, I reckoned it's really bad. Hope they survive.

Student A: They say the victims irritated the suspect, what an irritation!
Student B: You sound like someone from our school, but anyways, they say the suspect stabbed 'em because he's a student from the International School of Nanshan Shenzhen; they provoked him by uncovering the fact that he scored a 2 on the probability unit SA.

Student A: Gee...
by チェン____ February 9, 2025
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International Yazmine day

October 24th is Yazmine’s birthday and is celebrated all around the world, happy birthday Yazmine!
International Yazmine day is on October 24 and it is yazmines birthday
by Your loving mum October 25, 2023
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International Bingo

International Bingo is a sex competition to be played with friends. The goal is to hook up with people from other countries to complete an imaginary bingo chart. Your home country is the free space. To get Bingo you need to hook up with people from 4 other countries plus your own. You win by getting bingo first.
Bri got international bingo when she hooked up with that Canadian guy last night.
by B5280 October 9, 2016
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international send nudes day

On the international send nudes day(real one)april 20 the custom is that u have to send nudes to people u fell comfortable talking or just hanging out with even if u are not flirting, the only rule is that u cant say no so watch out u finds about this
by Adam Stanciu May 28, 2018
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international leah day

31st of march is the day where communities globally gather to appreciate the Leahs of the world and thank them for their hard work
happy international leah day, leah i love you
by Millieandleah4ever March 31, 2025
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International Lyscha-Day

Our Queen and religiously loved Lyscha was born today.
Today is the international Lyscha-day
by Fugianjules January 22, 2021
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