jason bacon

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world
person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying
by jasmine bum December 01, 2019
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Bacon Wallet

I hope there are some nice bacon wallets at the bar tonight.
by djlinus54 May 31, 2011
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bacon thief

One who sucks up to police, an informant. So called because he steal police officer's penes when blowing them.
Joey was the school snitch and now he's a bacon thief.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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strip-of-bacon

Belongs to women who know they would have a hairy pussy and they would get hair old men with 5in cocks because they didn't have buzz saws back in the day.
The strip of bacon came fomr the jungle of mystery.
by Colin Fitzgerald May 18, 2003
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bacon and eggs

while you are skull f*cking a girl you are warming up your load (aka bacon) and then you suddenly pull out and place the eggs on her forehead (T-bagg her!!)
She woke up in the morning and despised the bacon and eggs delightfully given to her with love.
by Taylor Mckenzie April 05, 2008
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Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.
"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"
by The holy pancake batman August 15, 2008
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Bacon Strips

After Lenda had the baby her stomach was covered in becon strips.
by lilshizzy July 19, 2004
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