freaking book stand

A person, usually in the U.S. or Europe, who's purpose is to hold freaking books.

You are SUCH an awesome freaking book stand!

by Special Steve October 16, 2004

Jungle Book Fever

A sex position involving 4 people, preferably 2 guys and 2 girls, in which the girls tie the guys to 2 separate trees and hang on to 2 separate vines and the girls use the vines in a bungie cord like manner and bounce back and forth on the guys dick as if a monkey would from tree to tree. Resulting in monkeys finding their bananas

male 1: dude, I was in some serious Jungle Book Fever the other day!
male 2: thats cray dude!

by Shoffy July 30, 2012

Half-Price-Books-It

The act of searching one or several Half Prices Books for a book, movie, or CD you want but do not feel the need to pay full price for. Often times one has previously owned this item but has lost it.

Can also be used as the verb "Half-Price-Booking-It".

Nati: Aw man, I lost my copy of Garden State. I guess I'll just Half-Price-Books-It.

by NatiBee May 18, 2010

Book of Cool Ideas

Any book that, upon reading, will cause the reader to braingasm or spontaneously combust.

I read Bick's Book of Cool Ideas and braingasmed all over my carpet.

by Bickford Shmeckler December 01, 2009

read a book

Sleeping. This is derived from the groggy state one is in while reading a book, which sometimes sounds like they are sleeping when they answer the phone.

*Lance calls Seth*
Seth: ...hello
Lance: Man are you about to read a book!?!
Seth: ...yep
Lance: Go back to sleep.

by s1337 September 17, 2009

Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

by Jesus January 08, 2004

phone book pimpin

When you open up your cell phone contact list, which is full of girls and you just pick one to chill with for the night.

Hey Mulldozer what you up to tonight. Man nothing I was just about to go phone book pimpin for that girl a Long.

by Big BING October 24, 2005