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Mochi America

It’s fricking adorable but it’s a demon sended from hell at the same time
A: Have you seen Mochi America?
B: why?
A: I was summon Satan but he was busy so he comes but I lost him

*distant screaming*
by Awesome_Blue_Prussia April 6, 2022
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United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
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America

America stands for I am Erica.

Because if you put the 2 together
and take away the periods you

get America!
Erica: You can't spell America without Erica!
Me: Your right! 'Cause if you take Erica away it's just am, wait! that would mean America is named after someone saying I am-Erica!
by I'mAMonica! June 8, 2021
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I Gyp America

Acronym for the former grocery store chain IGA from a former employee using "Gyp" (To cheat/swindle). Applicable to most modern day retailers.
"You know, I used to call it I Gyp America!"
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Obamas America

You just bought a 35 round pmag for your sks, and you go to load it. You walk over to your ammo stash of 1.5k rounds of 7.62x39 and somehow manage to pull out 33 rounds of hollow points and 2 FMJ's
Obamas america: The fuck am I supposed to do with this
by Sopni February 15, 2022
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Gulf of America

A (bad) suggestion for the new name of Gulf of Mexico by the United State's 47th "president".
Person A: “Did you hear what "the president" wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to?”

Person B: “I dunno. - What?”

Person A: “Gulf of America.”

Person B: “That's fucking ridiculous. - No one's gonna call it that.”
by KattyTheEnby January 21, 2025
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