autistic horse

Rowan in elementary

woah that’s a firm grasp and an autistic horse

by Edgy lord December 7, 2017

Kill a horse

To defecate, poop, or take a huge shit that leaves the bathroom smelling like someone just slaughtered and gutted a full grown horse.

I hate going to the bathroom when I’m not home but that lasagna at Linda’s house made me immediately kill a horse. She went in right after and assumed it was Betty. Wheew !! That was a close one!!

by Cainblack2004 August 25, 2019

Horse Lover

When a person is in love with a horses penis and always dreamed of fucking one.

Sophia is such a horse lover she likes to dream about the horse dick she ate last night

by Ewis November 18, 2019

Horse face

Having a long face similar to that of a horse, or having other characteristics of a horse's face. Often used as a term to insult women by men with a penis the size and shape of a baby mushroom.

Antonyms: Be Best.

"She had a horse face, but I nailed her bigly, but I made her sign a contract to stay quiet about it."

by KeithDB October 17, 2018

Trojan Horse

Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.

Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"

by kaleplek95 April 4, 2019

Slow horse

1. a donkey, a domestic ass, Equus asinus.
2. a long-eared domesticated member of the horse family (Equidae), descended from the African wild ass (Equus asinus)
3. (since 1874) a representation of this animal as the emblem of the U.S. Democratic party.
4. a stupid, silly, or obstinate person.

Vanessa: Hey look, why are those tourists riding on that 'slow horse'?
John: That's a donkey, my dear!

by juanmarcos1 December 14, 2010

4 Horses

When someone sends 4 horse emojis, that person is trying to tell you they want to have a foresome with you and your friends. A side definition is having a horse shlong.

Samber just sent me 4 Horses in emojis, he definitely wants a foresome, maybe he's packing too.

by Sussy S Supermarket January 20, 2022