off his rocka

Saying someone is crazy or nuts

Whats this guy off his rocka?

by joe January 18, 2005

bogle his nogle

Sucking/playing on the top of someone's boner.

She should really bogle his nogle

by X-YES April 24, 2017

arse in his hand

Dejected, disconsolate, disappointed, depressed.

Ever since he failed to get that promotion, Jerry has been walking around with his arse in his hand.

by ultegra August 1, 2019

weighing his options

When a guy or girl looks at the two (2) people they want to go out with, and chooses between the two by figuring out each persons pluses and minuses.

Jimmy is choosing between Wanda and Katie by weighing his options.

by Peter fishermanshire July 6, 2007

eat his hat

A metaphor for wanting to make out/sleep with someone of an attractive nature.

Anette: Oh baby look at him.

Amber: Oh yah I'd totally eat HIS hat.

by AmberBagosis January 26, 2006

broken his trumpet

Inebriated beyond all capability, utterly trashed, yet still talking, usually nonsense.

"What the hell is Fred chuntering on about?"
"Ignore him, he's broken his trumpet."

by Primate December 12, 2005

hi im lamp

A CAMREN REFERENCE.

*Walks up to friend*
HI IM LAMP

by fromyourpickle May 13, 2018