has a handle on the situation

Has A Situation to a problem.

Bob has a handle on the situation.

by Kelly Plays ROBLOX February 10, 2017

martha has arrived

Marth has arrived means you are on your period

*woman walks into a room of women* Martha has ARRIVED!!

by Rory Graham June 25, 2016

My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.

Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."

by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018

Has the titanic sunk

The titanic has sunk is a reference to when the dick has stopped being hard and has gone back to normal. It is usually the girlfriend/boyfriend who say it

Girlfriend: Hey are u ready.

Boyfriend: No sorry babes.

Girlfriend: Has the titanic sunk.

by Mickey Mouse 370142834288 January 6, 2017

Has me dead

When your dead and get killed again

That joke has me dead! Twice!

by Lottiepumpkinlover34 October 18, 2019

Hoo Ha

A turd.

Eric left a hoo ha in the rectory bathroom and the smell is still with me.

by MLPNYC October 23, 2019

Ha

Ha is used when something is haha funny haha funny haha haha. Like when friend tell funny joke.

When my freind jo mama'd me I said ha.

by SpiderNathan November 1, 2019