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Dutch Handrail

The act of stretching a condom over the rim of a cup, and proceeding to have sex with it.
My girlfriend doesn't do it quite like a Dutch Handrail.
by zpa October 21, 2012
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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
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short-handed

1) in hockey, when your team is down a man
2) without any seemingly particular effort

3) in unfavorable circumstances
4) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
Person a: can Sid Crosby score short-handed?
Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
by Sexydimma February 4, 2013
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short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of poker, starting out with the worst possible hand
Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.
by Sexydimma May 1, 2013
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Cliff Hanger Ass

the ledge part of a girls ass just under the cheeks, the more over hang and perky it is the more of a cliff hanger it is!
2 guys

guy 1: hey you see that girl who just walked past? she had a cliff hanger ass!

guy 2: yeah not as nice and grabbable as my girlfriends ass though!
by blahhhhh69 August 26, 2013
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smooch hanger

A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.
Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.

Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!
by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013
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left handed comment

A comment made with the intent of being condesinding or a smart ass.
did you hear her make that Left Handed Comment like you didnt have a clue: "This is BS, I hope you know that!"
by BSpatrole November 8, 2013
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