Johns Gravy

When you go to the John with a case of the wet shits and the toilet water looks like your Aunt Gina's gravy

Travis: Hey man, you said you stomach hurt earlier. Are you doing any better?
Mohsin: Yeah, I made a big pot of Johns Gravy before I left

by mushroom_on_jupiter June 19, 2022

Breakfast Gravy

Ejaculate coming from an erection in the morning (morning wood)

Did you give her that breakfast gravy?

by MostlyPeacefulProtester October 7, 2020

Greasy Gravy

Greasy Gravy is gravy that is not greasy.

Hey mom?
"Yeah"
Can we have Greasy gravy?
"Where poor Johnathan"
oh...

by Yeth68419 March 24, 2021