Goose

A fat retard who sits on discord all day and is hated by everyone

“Man look at this fucking goose”

by mama lover 69 January 15, 2021

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Untitled Goose Game

by STV142857 March 7, 2024

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016

Silly goose

You are a very silly person and if you friend is doing something really dumb or is laughing and you don’t know what he/she is saying call then a goose or silly goose

“Taylor your such a silly goose”

by Silly bean head November 4, 2020

Goosely

The act of thinking you are a goose, this is found in many hobos

That guy is goosely

by Hshsofbrirndj February 25, 2024

Goose Play

what fags do to have fun in equivalent to parkour.

Hey Daniel want to go down to the beach and do some 180's and look like fags and call it Goose Play.

by DanielDerrik June 10, 2011

Goose

To have sex, unromantically, and with no string attached. If you "Goose" someone, it usually means that they could've been a 1 night-stand, or a someone you've been wanting to have sex with, without you being in a relationship with them.

Them: Hey dude, did that girl come over last night?

Me: Yeah dude

Them: Did you goose?

by NanoCubano August 7, 2019