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3rd German Reich

Germany during 1933-1945 (Nono Germany).
The dictator is a mustached guy. He killed more than 10M people.
The 3rd German Reich's dictator was a b*tch.
by PocoCookie April 13, 2023
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German

1. Very detailed language that is complicated to master but has easy basics
2. Good rap scene (Luciano the best)
3. Someone from Germany. Not Nazis, Hitler was Austrian. Mozart was German, his parents were Bavarian, and he called himself German. Managed to finally get a hot sense of style. Used to beat up France as a hobby, but they're bffs now. blood related to the French, English, and all Westeuropeans and Scandinavia. They have big dicks, idk, they just have. Food is good, not Italian but good (especially pastries, mad good bakeries) Export King in the world. Took them a millennium to finally get the shit together and become a country. Used to be the land of poets and thinkers, they wrote a ton of good poetry stuff and probably language nr. 1 in classical music. They have too much holiday, hate them for that. Invented too much (car, computer, rocket, motorcycle..) They have too much castles, 4x times more than France. Too much. Drink at the age of fucking 16. Know how to party til 7 AM. There's a big party for all germans, Oktoberfest. Theyre smart, nice and chill, except when they drunk, which is every weekend, then they're too loud to handle (especially bavarians, funniest people I've met) Their schools are fucked up and too hard. Girls in dirndls are the hottest thing I have seen, only traditional clothing of a country that's hot. Mad about soccer. Can't pronounce the word squirrel. They have the speed-limit-less Autobahn.
Germany lost the war and still has a better Quality of Life than any of the allies, that proves that they probably have the infinity stones Thanos is looking for the whole time.
invented BMW, Audi, Porsche, Apollo (coolest looking cars ever) and Mercedes.
by itsyannnywiththreeN's November 14, 2018
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German Smooching

Taking a prolapsed anus, and pressing it inside of an unprolapsed anus. Similar to docking, but with the use of the anus.
I was German Smooching my dad last night and I farted inside of him.
by NateEllis84 June 13, 2018
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ETA (German)

Boss: Cristof, When will you arrive at the meeting?! ETA (German)?

Cristof: Eat my dick, nerd!
by ETA (German) October 31, 2025
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german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.
"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"
by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023
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german snickerdoodle

When you give a girl anal and right after she gives you a blow job.
Dude your grandma totally asked for a german snickerdoodle last night.
by Vanahhhhh April 13, 2016
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German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "
Those "german noodles" were so good last night
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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