Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

by JRich2009! April 21, 2023

Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

by JRich2009! April 21, 2023

When Today Is Friday But John Didn't Go To The Movies:

A meme on Reddit that people started making darker versions of like, John didn't go to the movies because he was killed by minions.

Wanna go to the movies on Friday John?
When today is Friday but John didn't go to the movies:

by BootyJuice21 September 22, 2023

Shitting like it’s Black Friday

An idiom used to announce you’ve eaten too much. Since many Americans over eat on Thanksgiving Thursday, Black Friday is known for massive, continuous bowel movements.

“ I ate so much I’ll be shitting like it’s Black Friday tomorrow.

by Blackduck21 February 19, 2023

black friday

in the united kindom it is the last friday before christmas when everyone gets amazingly drunk. the cops are given higher powers to deal with this situation.

aye, its black friday. lets go down to mickey's pub and get smashed.

by josh rain1 November 26, 2006

Friday person

A person who is always excited on Thursday night because the next day is Friday. This person may sit up a little later on Thursday because shit, tommorow is Friday and even it they are a little tired on Friday, they generally get an extra burst of energy at the thought of having two days off. This person usually has a good day on Friday and may even be able to put up with a little extra bs, just because its the weekend and they are sooo looking forward to it. This person also generally begins to look forward to Friday on Monday when they arrive at work and on Friday's they usually countdown the hours until they get off

Angela on Monday morning: Hey girl, did you have a good weekend?
Me: Is it Friday yet???
Angela-You're such a Friday person!!!

or

Tom: It's late, don't you have to work tommorow? What time are you going to bed?

Me: Well I figured since tommorow is Friday, I would catch Family Guy at 11:30 or shop on Ebay for a little while

Tom: Oh, I forgot you were a Friday person
or

Me: "I can't wait til 2:30, that's when the weekend begins
Boss @ 2:25-"I need you to make 100 copies of these 3 sheets for Monday?"
Me (thinking to myself) "She betta be glad its Friday"

Me @ 12:30 p.m.-Whew...two more hours
Me @ 1:30 p.m.-Oh, yes, one more hours
Me @ 2:25 p.m.-DEUCES!!!!

or

Me: Damn, it's 6:00 a.m. already? I just went to bed at 4:30! Well, at least its Friday and I can catch a nap when I get off and sleep in on Saturday

by Sxe_chocolate September 10, 2009

cop a feel friday

every friday it is totally acceptable to grab the tits of another male/female without any possible sexual assualts or uneasy feelings between each other. any other day the person may charge hate crimes and that person must pay the other a violation fee of no more than $10..

Captain Douche: i swear to god you touch my tits another time and its not "cop a feel friday" i will personally bend you over.

Geno: oh ok

by shootermkgav1n April 13, 2010