cheeto the cat

Cheeto is the cat of Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams. Cheeto loves french fries from Chipotle, Popcorn, and of course, Cheetos.
Shane- Cheeto the cat is gonna kill me in my sleep.
by Smartiekitty July 14, 2018
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Cat Poop

What weed looks like to some moms.
*Knocks on door and walks in to room

Mom: Why does it smell like weed in here?

Me: ...because it is weed.

Mom: Can I see it?

Me. ...sure.

Mom: Gross! It looks like cat poop!
by Sean Pollock June 30, 2013
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felix the cat

A bad ass cat
Or a kid named Felix who looks like a cat
by Eduardooooo November 25, 2011
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Black Cats

Mostly well-known as a major brand of fireworks. In a classic episode of "Reno 911", the two black cops, Officers Jones and Williams go to the home of a weird hippie who is stockpiling fireworks that are illegal.

So Officer Jones picks up a package of Black Cat fireworks, saying "You know Black Cat's are illegal in the state of Nevada." The hippie responds with "You guys are a couple of black cats."
My friend accidently shot me in the face with some Black Cats. So I accidently smashed his face with my fist.
by John Kerry February 01, 2005
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cat butthole

1. a counterstrike map on which there are no lights so you cannot see, ie a cat's butthole. whoever buys nightvision first pwns the round.
2. a very dark place
Dude, it's cat butthole out here!
by sam and austin and kramer January 31, 2005
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cat pile

an internet version of a dog pile when members of a forum join forces to flame another member who constantly posts drivel, brag posts and troll posts.
Tugboat gets all pissed off and threatens to lock or delete threads once we begin to cat pile him.

Men walk their dogs. Pussy fags who can't get laid walk their cats. Thus, men dog pile, and in this case, the pussy fag who walks his cat on a leash, gets cat piled.
by TWT May 31, 2008
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Feed the Cat

-Guys I'm going to run, got to go "Feed the Cat".

-Dude you don't have a cat.

-No but my girlfriend has a pussy and it's hungry...
by kold93 April 04, 2009
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