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California Forest Fire

When you are having sex with a woman, light her pubic hair on fire, then proceed to put out the fire with your ejaculatory fluids.
by justin December 9, 2003
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firebird

The gold coupe that got Malibu/L.A. private detective Jim Rockford out of many a jam from 1974-79, despite getting wrecked and rebuilt a number of times.

The Firebird's specialty with a highly skilled driver like Rockford was the 180-degree turnaround-escape, done by gunning the car in reverse, cutting the wheel in either direction and throwing the car into drive at the 180-degree point (yes, he did it with an automatic) and laying rubber while pulling away.

When we last saw Rockford in the '90s, he still had his beloved Firebird and saw it again wrecked, of course, during one of his cases.
"Rocky, thanks for paying for the work again on the Firebird."
by 'Angel' Martin April 23, 2006
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Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.

The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant

The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town

People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit

At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one

Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa

Girl 1: Whats that smell

Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe

Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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Lax Bro Fire Drill

when at a red light you and your bros wearing lax pinnies get out and change the color of the pinnie. if a bro doesnt have a pinnie on he must moon the car next to him. and is mocked by his other bros. Only acception is if the bro is wearing a polo. or other Bro shit. Baseball Players cannot engage in this activity and it can only be done on mondays,tuesdays,thursdays, fridays, saturdays, and sundays. wendsdays are Broly days
that Lax Bro fire drill was totally the bees vagina bro
by alexander Flowveckin November 13, 2010
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Fire Alarm

This red thing on the wall that you pull when you want to get out of work.
Johnny pulled the fire alarm today, so we got out of work 30 minutes early.
by NugsNotDrugs March 27, 2015
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fire shits

after you eat some jalapenos you get the fire shits which is usually a greenish painful shit.
Man that italian bmt was loaded with jalapenos. I had the fire shits and couldnt sit for a minute
by NIggalicious February 15, 2007
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fire

A term, used to define the best strains of the cannibus, also known as marijuana, plant.
Damn this is some fire my nigga!
by Stewieee September 28, 2006
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