Building a huge car stereo in a vehicle, that ultimatley fails. More than 28,000 watts, and not hitting over 156db. To spend alot of money, and have nothing in return.
by stoking June 18, 2011

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022

A failing love is when you have an undeniable love for your partner/crush and they drifted apart from you/you both lose the connection you had with eachother.
by Baby Dracula 7z July 11, 2016

Also see "broken economy" Failure by design, A economy flawed from the start. Lead to ruins by those in power.
by ShowWy-D November 26, 2013

If a girl doesn't break her hymen in their first sexual experience, leaving the girl a virgin. While the male lost his.
This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
This usually happens when the guy has a small dick, and break the hymen
Girl: I don't feel anything
Boy: It's so good
Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything
Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
Boy: It's so good
Boy: Wait, you didn't feel anything
Girl: yea, I think that means i failed first
by AbbuTheWuvly June 12, 2018

It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.
It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?
Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
by rocksiegirl21 May 14, 2011

when a series of things that could go wrong do, causing the day or week or lifetime to be a complete and utter failure.
by Electric Whizbanger 9001 June 11, 2018
