Evan

A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.

"Eww, It's Evan."

by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020

Evan

Is a dumb bitch

Evan is an Evan

by Ooooogaha boogggah March 3, 2020

Evan

Full time sick cunt.

"oh, look there's an Evan, just send it."

by Just send it, bruh March 6, 2020

Evan

He love his friends even when they tease him, but will do anything for his girlfriend

I wish I was Evan

by <3 my friends March 13, 2020

Evan

One who is nice, and caring. Tends to draw attention from a variety of different girls for his cunning nature. Evans can also be known for their size down under..if you know what i mean.

Woah is that Evan, he’s amazing!

by gregbrown007 March 18, 2020

Evan

An annoying piece of shit

People: Show their secrets to Evan.
Evan: Show it to other people.

by EZ_0228 April 28, 2020

evan

an english potato farmer who loves hoes. extremely ugly. will do anything 4 a one night stand

what an evan

by radiatorgater May 5, 2020