look at that Etard
by Anonymous January 7, 2003
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Get the etarded mug.Usually a blob of pure pudge. Jiggle a LOT when they walk. Really dumb, might accidentally sit on you. If you don't move, they usually don't notice you. They accidentally moon people a lot when they try and squeeze their huge amount of flabby blubber into skinny jeans. Usually have absolutely NO clue what their toes look like. Totally scared of high pitched noises.
"Watch out dude, there's an Ethan waddling over here, and he looks pretty mad"
"Nah, don't worry. If I don't move and make a high pitched noise, he'll run away"
flab ugly stupid chubby fat
"Nah, don't worry. If I don't move and make a high pitched noise, he'll run away"
flab ugly stupid chubby fat
by supersimpsonfan April 9, 2011
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Get the Ethan mug.Known for being obnoxious, annoying, and over all a dumbass. Also known for continually harassing both over and underage women. Suspected of becoming a child molester as he grows older...it is advised to just avoid this person at all times and always carry either mace or a concealed weapon.
That damn ethan kid won't shut the fuck up and i swear he keeps looking at my 8 year old sister with this obsessive, drooling look in his eye...wheres my gun i need to drop this hoe.
by Taj Badadlandaba August 15, 2010
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