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Dirty Nicholas

A dirty Nicholas is when a guy is fucking his girlfriend and says the wrong thing
Girl friend: Oh baby, you feel sooo good, i feel like im in heaven
Boyfriend: oh yeah, now you'll get to see your mom again
Girlfriend: not another dirty Nicholas
by Babygirl1719 July 30, 2020
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Dirty Arson

Setting a fire around two or more people having sex to increase adrenaline and arousal.
Don't worry, no one was harmed in yesterday's Dirty Arson.
by icannot November 23, 2020
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dirty jarrett

When your balls deep in the back of your vehicle and your girl knocks the vehicle into neutral and it starts moving from your thrusting.
Last night I totally Dirty Jarrett This girl in the back of my pathfinder and it rolled into traffic.
by Propanegain June 8, 2020
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dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.
I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.
by F1Chick March 11, 2019
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dirty sergey

after anal sex, the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls chin leaving a Lenin goatee.
"Melania, did you finish the chocolate mousse or is that a dirty sergey?"
by theflatline January 15, 2017
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Dirty Malakai

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.
Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!
by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020
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Dirty Cleats

When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats
"Man, I just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game."
by catcher33jtb March 16, 2017
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