I prefer bbc (big black coffee) over sbc or mbc
Don't talk to me before I've had my bbc in the morning
Bbc really gets my day started
Don't talk to me before I've had my bbc in the morning
Bbc really gets my day started
by Curb your tea March 31, 2021
Get the Big black coffeemug. From the Carly Simon song, the line "I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee".
When you pour cream into your coffee, at first it looks really cool, just like in opening salvo in the song. When he walked into the room he looks great, and the ladies all look at him and imagine great things. As it turns out, though, he's a cad. All he can really do is look great at first, leave a funky aftertaste, and then you need something to remove the bad taste from your life like a breath mint after a bad cup of creamed coffee. Well, coffee sorta does that anyway, but I'll take someone with coffee breath over coffee-with-cream breath any day of the week.
When you pour cream into your coffee, at first it looks really cool, just like in opening salvo in the song. When he walked into the room he looks great, and the ladies all look at him and imagine great things. As it turns out, though, he's a cad. All he can really do is look great at first, leave a funky aftertaste, and then you need something to remove the bad taste from your life like a breath mint after a bad cup of creamed coffee. Well, coffee sorta does that anyway, but I'll take someone with coffee breath over coffee-with-cream breath any day of the week.
by TheScorellis October 17, 2020
Get the Clouds in my coffeemug. to have sex
by purple brownie September 29, 2010
Get the morning glory coffeemug. the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.
by amana June 2, 2008
Get the coffee table bangermug. When a man urinates into one's anus while his cock is simultaneously shit on by the receiving participant directly over a coffee cup. The watery shit piss concoction drips and accumulates in the cup, allowing for a mud like texture at the the bottom. This collection of watery shit piss is then shared as a beverage by both parties.
by captaincrunk December 12, 2014
Get the peruvian mud coffeemug. by Deo demon January 21, 2022
Get the Fortnite black coffeemug. When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 March 15, 2011
Get the coffee table cockblockmug.