pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.

Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.

by zwibble de jah jah December 10, 2008

rodeo clown

A demagogue who disavows responsibility for his/her influence under the guise of being an entertainer.

'Anyone who listens to me is an idiot. I'm just a rodeo clown... but watch out for Obama's socialist agenda!'

by chicagostoner April 20, 2010

punch clown

1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes

David Dreman is such a punch clown!

by neilr July 10, 2004

clowns mouth

Slang word for a golf hole on a putting green.

Nice putt, you put that right into the clowns mouth!

by J Halstead July 15, 2006

ass clown

@waltloveridge curly headed fuck

person 1: omg look at that curly headed fuck
persn 2: hes such an ass clown

by ana loveridge February 21, 2010

Clown Show

A hockey player who sucks and puts on a show while on the ice.

1) Celebrates a goal in a shit show
2) Instigates a fight and gets his ass kicked
3) Chirps oppossing team when his own team is getting romped

Sentence- 15 is such a clown show after celebrating a goal in a 10-2 game

by Alexander Ovechkin November 19, 2007

ass clown

someone that does idiotic things and thinks they are funny or cute

"Hey!Look at that guy that can't dance, what an ass clown!"

by ElenaV August 3, 2006