When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018
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by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
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A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
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As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"
Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
by Urban Gems July 7, 2017
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by Uhhhhhhhhhaley January 13, 2018
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“Don’t go to that place, there are a lot of Thot Circles there”
“Don’t go to that place, there are a lot of Thot Circles there”
by TheSlaughterer May 27, 2018
Get the Thot Circle mug.Otherwise known as the 2018 Fire Department Instructors Conference. An event held every year where staff chiefs and ketchup dicks of fire departments across the nation gather for a week to measure their dicks and stroke off to new fire trucks.
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