chocolate checkers

The round circle of poo left on your chin after eating out a chick with a dirty ass.

Is that a chocolate checker? Wipe that off before everyone knows you've been hooking up with Tina Antonio.

by -B April 5, 2005

chocolate wasted

when you get passed over dose drunk/wasted

omg, i'm so chocolate wasted right now

by an0nym0us1234 June 23, 2010

chocolate sundae

when you take a shit on your girlfriends chest and then jerkoff on top and add a cherry

my girlfriend wanted a chocolate sundae from dairy queen, so i delivered right between her tits, then she sucked me off

by rowdy roddy piper April 26, 2008

the chocolate falls

wen a girl lays down with her mouth wide open with her eyes blindfolded and u climb to a great height and release explosive diareha onto her face with a great force.

haha i tricked that bitch a gave her the experience of THE CHOCOLATE FALLS

AHHHHHH the chocolate falls are coming

by pat murray April 13, 2007

chocolate samurai

--Meaning angry slant-eye wielding a doo-doo weapon

--This fatality is accomplished during sexual gymnastics, when a man is penetrating the woman from behind and fists her puckered brown eye. The man then pulls his hand out, rigidly straightens his arm and hand (to look like a samurai sword), flips the woman over so she is facing him, and draws back and slaps her in the chest (as if hitting her with a sword).

When Kyoko disgraced her family, her father disciplined her humiliating her with a chocolate samurai

by Lord Abortion December 26, 2004

Chocolate fountain

To stand upon your head and shit all over your self to gain sexual pleasure.

I love to chocolate fountain, It is best with explosive diarrhea.

by Puppetmaster24 November 25, 2010

Chocolate Dick

When you shit in a womans mouth and then she gives you head while rubbing the shit all over your dick, thus creating a chocolate coated cock

This girl at that party gave me a chocolate dick, my penis is still brown!

by anal fisting October 12, 2008