cheese plate

aka the C-P, consists of cheese, pepperoni, crackers and often mustard, god's gift to earth

went out last night and got the god's gift to earth, the cheese plate

by Sennix March 28, 2007

Mr cheese

AMONG US PLAYER WITH A SPEECH INPEDIMENT

MY NAME MR CHEESE

by Care of cream December 1, 2020

Cheese grate

verb.

To use a two piece bud grinder without the bottom piece, so the bud sprinkles out the bottom. This usually happens when one person's bud is already in the bottom of the grinder and someone else asks if they can use it.

Person 1: Yo man can I borrow your grinder?
Person 2: Yea, but my bud is already in there so you're going to have to cheese grate

by SWED420 September 26, 2009

bra cheese

A foul smelly, smegma-like excretion found under a womans breasts, between her boobs and her rib cage. Generally caused by sweat build-up through excessive bra wearing and a sad lack of personal hygiene.

John, "My wife wanted me to lick her bra cheese last night."
Billy, "Mate, that's fucken foul. Did you do it?"
John, "Too right mate, after she'd sucked all the smeg off my knob."

by Someone from NZ December 17, 2006

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

Butt Cheese

Cheesy smell of Butt- likely caused by gas moisture. Typcial in summer, after hard physical labour or from generally bad hygiene... in summer. Smell Is strong and easily transferable (onto finger and underwear and through underwear onto trouser). Related to 'Honey Butt'

I need to wash these pants, they;re stinking of butt cheese.

by nick packer October 10, 2007

under cheese

Any random substance that gets trapped in your grundle hair. These substances accumulate over time and create small,yellowish, sticky clumps. Hence the name under cheese.

Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

by Le French Spankier Bastardo June 1, 2006