car warts

Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.

<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?

<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

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Car Creeper

A person who creeps behind you in their car when you're going to your parked car.

Becky: OMG that guy is car creeping on me! He want's my spot.

Sam: Quick, serpentine! Stupid Car Creepers!

by Gogogogo! May 8, 2011

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car monogram

Made for sorority girls that find their bath mats, clothes, purses and robes were not enough to monogram; and so they put their initials in swirly letters on their car. Basically they want the male sex to know that they are like super cute and their initials look really good in swirly pink letters on their volvo.

becky: " oh my gawd did you see shelly just got herself a car monogram too"

chrissy: " oh my gawd yah I mean shes not even in like a sorority i guess all the cool girls are getting them now"

by ahndrayah August 8, 2009

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Banana Car

when someone has a small tent in their pants, and is a sama

I have a Banana Car! I will hide it with my asian hat!

by jfkjfjjbjkgrlsd December 27, 2011

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fun car

Every road trip has a fun car and a bum car. Fun car is the car where people are clearly having a good time in each other's company.

Person 1 in the Bum Car: I am sure that those guys are having a good time.

Person 2 in the Bum Car: Of course! They are in Sreya and Yashu's car. That is the FUN CAR!

by nehamalhotra23 March 5, 2016

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